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tsuki-nekota:

Sammy’s life is hard

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sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

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teamocorazon:

tryinabeme:

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

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tibets:

WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL

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nylilprincess:

Oh my god
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vinegod:

First Day of School… I will not accept it. 🎒 by Thomas Sanders

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musica-mundana:

sit-back-relax-relapse:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MUSICAL NOTATION THIS IS

That’s a shark

musica-mundana:

sit-back-relax-relapse:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MUSICAL NOTATION THIS IS

That’s a shark

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demonhugger:

satitsfied:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

how many puppies does that lady have in that bag

pugpocketing

demonhugger:

satitsfied:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

how many puppies does that lady have in that bag

pugpocketing

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dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

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gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

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letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

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how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

oeshka:

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

Screaming silently in adoration

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